Click on any movie line below to hear me!
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| Easy Money |
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| "Rose there's a messerschmidt in the living room. Clean it up, will you?" |
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| "Hey, while I'm up here, check my oil." |
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| "You were the inspiration for twin beds." |
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| "The pot should be good. I got it from a cop." |
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| Caddy Shack |
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| "Let's go...while we're young." |
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| "Hey, somebody step on a duck?" |
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| "Hey, that's some hat. Did you get a free bowl of soup with it? Oh, on you it looks good, though." |
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| Back to School |
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| "During sex, she used to yell out her own name." |
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| "Call me when you have no class." |
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| "One thing about my wife, she gives great headache." |
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| "Hey, Shakesbeer for everyone! Oh, I'd like to tame your shrew." |
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| Ladybugs |
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| "I know she does a lot of charity work. She handles all of the policemen's balls." |
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| "What good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?" |
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| Meet Wally Sparks |
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| "Sex after ten years of marriage. Should the wife know about it?" |
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| Natural Born Killers |
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| "Now I'm gonna take your eye out and show it to you." |
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| Rover Dangerfield |
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| "It's our night! We're gonna paint the town yellow!" |
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