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Easy Money
"Rose there's a messerschmidt in the living room. Clean it up, will you?"
"Hey, while I'm up here, check my oil."
"You were the inspiration for twin beds."
"The pot should be good. I got it from a cop."
Caddy Shack
"Let's go...while we're young."
"Hey, somebody step on a duck?"
"Hey, that's some hat. Did you get a free bowl of soup with it? Oh, on you it looks good, though."
Back to School
"During sex, she used to yell out her own name."
"Call me when you have no class."
"One thing about my wife, she gives great headache."
"Hey, Shakesbeer for everyone! Oh, I'd like to tame your shrew."
Ladybugs
"I know she does a lot of charity work. She handles all of the policemen's balls."
"What good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?"
Meet Wally Sparks
"Sex after ten years of marriage. Should the wife know about it?"
Natural Born Killers
"Now I'm gonna take your eye out and show it to you."
Rover Dangerfield
"It's our night! We're gonna paint the town yellow!"